dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • shivers
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

50shadesofwinchester:

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

sociopathic-fangirl:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

stuff-and-shenanigans:

marcssummerjournal:

And let your imagination run wild.

Sherlock and the Doctor would gang up on Sheldon because Sheldon would challenge their genius. House and Sherlock would probably get along. Sheldon would latch onto Spock and never let go. Tony Stark and Captain Jack Sparrow would probably get drunk together. Castiel would just watch everyone interact while he thinks about Dean.

YES

can i be in the elevator please

I would probably be the one who broke the elevator 


Omfh Someone needs to draw this!

freshmountains:

"i wish i had a british accent"

ah yes, the british accentimage

the singular british accent

sinnersleadtheway:

In order to date me you must be willing to do the following:

  • cuddle and never stop
  • hold my hand everywhere we go
  • eat gross amounts of food with me
  • go on adventures
  • wake me up with kisses 
  • make blanket forts
fvckingvisiions:

I really wanted this on my blog and it wasn’t making its way to my dash so I went find it xP

thetruthneverlies:

kurtrachelandagayhighfive:

tennants-hair:

why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies

image

Because it’s terrifying as fuck

mszombi:

creepsvillecentral666:

Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets

The smell of dying leaves

If u don’t like October get the FUCK outta my house

thegenderqueeralchemist:

bisexual and pansexual people are actually made of stardust and flames and are immortal pass it on

princessstiel:

subculturalqueer:

I love The Sims because it’s basically just a bunch of pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire.

The pansexual agenda.

vixyish:

maswartz:

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

I’ve been saying this for YEARS.